I’m Done with my Uterus.
One week until I yeet the girl bits.
I’m having a hysterectomy in a week. My tubes and Ut’ are going in the trash and I couldn’t be happier about it.
I hope I have bought my last box of tampons for myself.
I hope I have bought the last package of pads and liners, too.
I’m looking forward to having underwear that doesn’t have blood stains in them.
I’m looking forward to throwing away all the underwear that does.
I’m hopeful that I won’t have to use those washable chucks I bought years ago anymore.
Those compression shorts I wear to bed to keep all my hygiene products snugged up so I don’t leak and have a Godfather moment…yeah, those are going in the trash, too.
The pain…that will go away.
The embarrassment when I am leaking, er….gushing, through my clothes. That will stop.
Needing to bring two changes of clothes to work because of the above… ^^.
Yeah, I’ll be sterile but I have two children so I’m good.
Honestly, this should have been done years ago but as I’ve said before, women’s health care in this country is a joke.
I’m being told by women who have done this before me that it is life changing.
Good. I’m ready for my life to change…like horseback-riding-in-white-pants life changing.
